Funny Talk

The foreman was just wondering why one of his men
was so late getting back from making a delivery, when
the phone rang.
“Sorry boss,” said the man. “I had a bit of an accident
on the way back, I hit a pig.”
“Well, just put it on the side of the road and we’ll pick
it up later.”
“But boss, it’s not dead. It just keeps squealing.”
“Okay, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put
it out of its misery. Then throw it in the ditch until
later.”
Five minutes went by and the phone rang again.
“Boss, it’s me. I’m still here.”
“Why? Did you do as I said?”
“Yeah, I shot it and put it in the ditch, but his
motorbike is still stuck under the truck!”