The Collage Dictionary
CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: Area of study that no longer interest you.
STUDENT ATHLETE: See "contradiction in terms."
GRADE: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
SUMMER SCHOOL: A viable alternative to a summer job.
QUARTER: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
HUNGER: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
