AN IRISHMAN, AN ENGLISHMAN : Funny Jokes

Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.

So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.

"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.

The Australian replied "My watch is 1 hour slow !!!!!"

TWO QUICKIES - Funny Jokes

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.

Billy: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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A SMALL MISUNDERSTANDING - Funny Jokes

In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little puddle underneath Mary's chair.

"Oh Mary!" says the teacher, "you should have put your hand up."

"I did," Mary replied. "But it still trickled through my fingers."

Jimmy McPerson - Funny General Picture

HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT? - Funny Jokes

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said "Call for my lawyer."

When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind.

The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side, and I thought I'd check out the same way."

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No Diving Penguins - Funny Signs Picture

Longest Place Name in the world : Funny

Funny Talks

Hello,

Hi........how r u?

Yesterday i saw u.

I called u also, but u were busy riding................
You didn't even hear me..................

So I took ur snap to show u.......................
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NEXT TIME I WILL FORCE YOU TO STOP......OK


SO ALWAYS DRIVE CAREFULLY...Bye bye !!!!